NaomiJameston

[NaomiJameston]

Hello!

If you’re looking for the mod of Hearts&Cauldrons, you found me! Please feel free to send me a message so I can get you an invite. ❤ INVITES ARE CURRENTLY OPEN! However for my mental health, we are changing how often we are allowing new members. For the foreseeable future, we will only be sending invites every two weeks. I apologize for the wait and inconvenience, and look forward to welcoming you as often as possible.

If you’re looking for a Critical Role live blogging Tumblr, that’s also me. I watch CR on Thursdays and will post between 0 and 400 times. I highly suggest you turn off notifications and block these tags: #critical role, #cr spoilers, #critical role spoilers.

If you’re looking for a person constantly on the edge of an anxiety attack, welcome. If I don’t respond to your message or ask right away, know that it is haunting my every waking moment.

I’m thrilled to meet you, however you found me. Send me a message if you ever want a friendly ear and virtual cup of tea.

[NaomiJameston]

[thesokovianaccords]

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

[NaomiJameston]

[teacupmotif]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[NaomiJameston]

[depsidase]

[thatdykepunkslut]

It's not "everyone" acting like it's normal. The majority of people know something's wrong they just don't have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don't know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they're still aware there's a problem. "Everyone" is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

[anarchistmemecollective]

ALT

[NaomiJameston]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

I submit: character takes off their glasses when shit gets real, patiently cleans them, puts them back on with a weary sigh, goes completely feral

[somestorythoughts]

As a glasses-wearing person I approve.

[NaomiJameston]

[despazito]

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

[NaomiJameston]

[astraskylark]

sigh

[NaomiJameston]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it's not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it's crying. This feels unfair.

[NaomiJameston]

eldritchcatpossumamalgam asked:

Had an idea you might be able to use for something: Klingon Soap Operas.

dduane answered:

(sigh)

Thanks for the thought. I appreciate your kindness!

But unfortunately, because you’ve sent me the idea and I’ve read it, I can now not use it, ever. No matter how much I might like to.

This isn’t about you, you understand. And in its way it probably seems like a cruel paradox. You were only trying to be helpful! But if I was working on something for Trek and this concept came up even in casual discussion, I would be honor-bound (and contractually required) to inform them that the idea had come to me from a reader or fan. And then—rightly, from their point of view—they would forbid me to use it, because the idea’s originator might some day, despite all their friendly intentions now, sue them over it. And the evidence that I was at fault would be easy to obtain. Sending a DM on any major platform generates an electronic “paper trail” that will confirm its target has opened and read the message in question. And that electronic record can be subpoenaed and submitted as evidence, and would stand up in court.

“Oh, come on, who’d do a thing like that, what are the odds…?” people will say. But it’s not generally known that I’ve already been involved in a high-stakes lawsuit in which someone tried to sue Mattel over material I wrote when developing the initial form of the “Barbie: Fairytopia” universe (and the first Fairytopia film) for them. I’d never so much as met or communicated with the person suing them, had never read even a word of their work… but they still went to great trouble and expense attempting to prove that I’d had access to their material and used it without permission.

Mattel won the suit (as I’d frankly been expecting: the attorney handling their defense was one of the most expert IP lawyers in the US). But it gave me the chills… and made it clear how very wrong things could go, and the kind of damage that could be done to my career and my personal life, if I even accidentally used ideas from unauthorized sources.

Seriously, folks. I know you all mean well! But please don’t make me tap the sign. DO NOT SEND ME STORY IDEAS, no matter how vague or general or unformed they may be. To do so is to absolutely guarantee that they will never, ever happen.* (And in my own universes, your innocently-meant suggestion could mean that neither you or anyone else will ever see that particular Young Wizards or Middle Kingdoms plot, no matter how much you’d like to… because I take this stuff seriously.)

…Thanks, all.

*This is also why I don’t read fanfic set in my universes. Which you also shouldn’t send me: please and thank you.

[NaomiJameston]

[bodhrancomedy]

Part 2 of Gender Recognition is stupid and arbitrary.

(I’m he/they/ze)

[bodhrancomedy]

So, this blew up on TikTok and you would not believe (I’m being sarcastic) the amount of people trying to tell me I’m fat, ugly, and mentally ill. I’ve got people claiming I’m “pumping myself full of synthetic chemicals” (I’m pre- T), people claiming my voice “gives it away” (I’m Deaf), several people telling me either to kill myself or that seeing this has made them want to kill themselves, and that my hands and “way of talking” prove I’m a woman (I studied theatre and I’m autistic).

It’s very interesting. Who’s more a threat to society? Me or the people threatening violence?

[NaomiJameston]

Anonymous asked:

i liked your speed painting of your cat. very interesting style that came out of it. do you think you could try other drugs? i'd be interested to see how that affects how you paint your cat. i think a drunk painting could be funny :)

saltmalkin answered:

speed painting means i painted it fast not that I was high on meth oh my god